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李嫣大學畢業後就和男朋友一起來到了佛山，離開大西北的西安電子科技大學來到經濟活躍的南方大都市一直都是李嫣的夢想。在佛山美的的研發中心，大學專業學習計算機應用的李嫣很快就度過了最初的適應期。其實呢，剛剛加入美的的工作也不是一帆風順。剛剛進入公司的時候，李嫣因為是一個秀氣的女孩子，研發中心的領導想著也幹不了什麼，就把她安排在了倉庫的崗位上。別以為這是一個簡單的崗位，研發中心的倉庫也是非常重要的，做驗證的物料種類繁多數量又少，還要快速對接工程師，沒有專業背景還幹不了這個活。剛開始領導以為李嫣是一個剛剛畢業的大學生，也沒有往非常專業的角度介紹這個崗位，只說在這裡有空調吹，也不是很忙，適合小姑娘。
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沒想到李嫣根本不領情，而且還感覺被侮辱了一樣，忿忿不平地找到當時校招的於威經理，說當初校招可不是要我來看倉庫的。於威何許人也，號稱“專治學生就業問題專家“。再次查閱李嫣的簡歷之後， 於經理馬上找到研發中心的高軟體經理與李嫣見了一面。兩人馬上一拍即合，高經理的團隊都是些男孩子，現在終於有了一個懂軟體又活潑的女孩加入，簡直高興壞了。
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這下子可好了，男朋友是研究材料的，留在了佛山研發中心。李嫣是負責軟體的，跟隨高經理到上海軟體中心。上海的工作很吸引人，但是上海的夜是格外的長。寫了一天的程式碼，回到公寓，進門就看到藕荷色的窗簾隨風輕輕飄揚，很美很溫馨。這一夜也不知道是怎麼度過了，第二天一大早來到公司同事們都已經開始喝咖啡了。有心事向來都不愛一個人悶著的小姑娘，上班第一件事就是給一幫寫軟體的同事講了昨晚的夢。李嫣說自己夢見男友和別的女孩在逛街，自己的第一反應居然是查原始碼。結果除錯了半天也查不出來為什麼那個女人不是自己。最後，只好含淚把那個女人註釋掉了，然後再執行一次就只剩下男友一個人在逛街了。
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李哥聽了說，註釋還不如把那個女人的指標指向你自己。李哥此語一開，大家一下子就炸開鍋了，紛紛給李嫣獻計獻策：
先加個斷點，看看那個女人是誰呀！
是不是你自己把男朋友設定成Public了？
註釋掉了，逛街的引數不用改嗎？
如果註釋可以解決，很明顯是變數名作用域的問題，改個名不就行了嗎？
設計問題就該採用單例模式
標準做法還是做個斷言
有沒有做迴歸測試呀？
上絕招，用goto，做個迴圈，讓他們玩個夠
善良點，別goto了，用excite函式結束程序，冤冤相報何時了！
還是先查一下Logo，難道真的僅僅只是逛街？
聽聽各方的高招，李嫣真的是驚掉下巴了。這是高經理眼中沉悶無趣的碼農嗎？這幫人的實力太不可思議了，不僅軟體技術高超，而且生活充滿樂趣，異地戀的女程式猿也是能闖出自己的一片天地！
質量就在我們身邊，在一片笑聲之中，昨晚的噩夢瞬間煙消雲散。大三暑假有位企業的曾總監，好像是做品質的吧，來學校給我們分享了一趟質量課程！當時也不知道品質到底是做什麼的，反正只記得他說過一句話：質量是什麼？其實沒有那麼專業。只要你能讓工作充滿樂趣，讓生活充滿幸福，就是高品質。按這個標準來看，李嫣剛剛畢業就能來到大上海，和一幫優秀的同事一起開心的工作就是非常有質量的一種選擇。
往期精彩回顧
奇聞：馬生了一頭牛
這預算到底還要不要做？
老闆很二
別被自己欺騙-你以為你以為的就是你以為的嗎？
電動車是機動車嗎？
把快樂還給端午
三孩了，算算需要多少錢
震驚，長壽麵變成致病面原因竟然是……
溫和與狂野
青銅與王者的區別
人人說品質
English Version
Li Yan came to Foshan with her boyfriend after she graduated from college。 It has always been Li Yan‘s dream to leave Xidian University in northwestern China for the economically vibrant southern metropolis。 At Midea’s research and development center in Foshan， Li Yan， a university student majoring in computer applications， quickly went through the initial adaptation period。 In fact， joining the United States of the work is not plain sailing。 When she first entered the company， Li Yan was a delicate girl。 The leaders of the R&D center thought that she could not do any work， so they assigned her to a warehouse position。 Do not think that this is a simple post， the warehouse of the research and development center is also very important， for the verification of a wide variety of materials have small number， and she also need to fastly cooperate with engineers。 No one can do this job without professional background。 At first， the leader thought Li Yan was a fresh graduate， he did not introduce her to the position from a professional perspective。 He only said that there was air conditioning here and she was not very busy， which was suitable for a girl。
Unexpectedly， Li Yan didn‘t appreciate it at all， and she felt insulted。 She angrily communicated with the school recruit manager Yu Wei， said that she can’t accept the warehouse position。 Yu Wei is known as the “expert on student employment”。 After reviewing Li Yan‘s resume again， Manager Yu immediately met with the manager of Software in the R&D Center。 They reached agreement。 Manager Gao’s team was all boys， and now he was so happy to have a lively girl who knew software。
This is good。 The boyfriend is good at researching materials， in the Foshan R & D center。 Li Yan was in charge of software and followed Manager Gao to Shanghai Software Center。 The jobs in Shanghai are attractive， but the nights are especially long。 After a day of coding， she came back to her apartment and saw the lotus-colored curtains fluttering gently in the wind。 It was very beautiful and warm。 The next morning she arrived at the company and her colleagues were already drinking coffee。 The girl who always has no secret， told the dream of last night to a group of colleagues who writes software。 Li Yan said she dreamed that her boyfriend was shopping with another girl， and her first reaction was to check the source code。 The result debugged along while also check not to come out why that woman is not oneself。 Finally， had to shed tears to that woman annotation off， It didn‘t work out why the woman wasn’t her。 Finally， she had to shed tears to that woman annotation off， and then when she ran once， she found that only her boyfriend a person was shopping。
Li said： “compared to the annotation， it‘s better to point of that woman to yourself。 ”As soon as Li said this， everyone burst into flames and offered suggestions to Li Yan：
First add a break point， see who that woman is！
Did you make your boyfriend Public yourself？
Comment out， don’t you need to change the parameters of shopping？
If the comment can solve the problem， it is obviously the scope of the variable name， why not just change the name？
Design problems should follow the singleton pattern
The standard practice is to make an assertion
Did you do a regression test？
The last trick， use goto， do a loop， let them play enough
Kind-hearted point， don‘t goto， use Excite function to end the process， when the injustice is reported！
Or check the Logo first， is it really just window shopping？
After listening to the clever moves of all parties， Li Yan was really surprised。 Is this what a high manager thinks of as a boring programmer？ The power of these people is incredible， which is not only good at the software， but their life is also fun。 A long-distance female programmer can make her own way！
Quality is all around us。 In a burst of laughter， the nightmare of last night vanished。 In the summer vacation of my junior year， a director of an enterprise， Zeng， who specializes in quality， came to our school to share a quality course with us。 At that time， I did not know what quality is， but I only remembered one sentence he said： what is quality？ It’s not really that professional。 As long as you can make work full of fun， let life full of happiness， it is high quality。 According to this standard， Li Yan can come to Shanghai right after graduation， working happily with a group of excellent colleagues， then it is a very high-quality choice。
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